Hung Like An Echidna

When you have a 4-headed dick!

An echidna is hung like an echidna!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 05, 2017

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 04, 2006

hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

hung like a baby

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*

by Jake "Pouch" July 24, 2005

hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.

Big D is hung like a horse

by the reformingfranker12 February 05, 2012

hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

by Freed-olay January 11, 2008