Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.
I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.
by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019
Get the A Humphreymug. he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
Get the David Humphreymug. The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
Get the Owen Humphreysmug. Liam humphreys is a kind, funny, smart man. He knows he's one of a kind and special! He's loved by everyone and has the biggest heart 💕 He is the type of person to enjoy star wars and marvel. Secretly he's the biggest nerd you'll every meet but he also loves sports!!
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕
by Illhsmbhdrhm November 22, 2021
Get the Liam humphreysmug. A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
Get the steamed Humphreymug. he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares
by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020
Get the Ethan Humphreymug. by MilkHandles June 6, 2020
Get the Humphrey Bogartmug.