by MilkHandles June 6, 2020
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by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020
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by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020
Get the Ethan Humphrey mug.Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
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Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
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by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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