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Nash Humphrey

Nash's forehead is bigger than his future
by fortfag February 9, 2021
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Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs
That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name
by Pseudozer March 5, 2021
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Humphrey go bart

A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s
Humphrey go bart was a nice shuttle service

Clever play on words too!
by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021
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Humphrey

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
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Humphrey

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.

Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.

Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is.
Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
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Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long
hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey
by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021
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