Humphrey

A slang term for a shit.

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Humphrey

A pretty cool name I’d say, meaning Bear Cub/ Peaceful Warrior. I know a few people called Humphrey, proper down to earth souls that can only see the best in people, they look past the bad. Norman/ German origin so that means they’re normally tall, blonde and fabulous. They’ll fiercely protect their own so don’t mess with them. They’re lovers of the outdoors, enjoy camping and sitting round a fire telling jokes and toasting to the good life with their friends and family. Extremely humble and grateful for what they’re given in this life and look forward to the next. Keep your Humphrey close, they’re very special people.

Humphrey is the best of the best!

by goodforyou2987 November 26, 2021

Owen Humphreys

The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10

*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humphrey

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)

Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King

In that time, Humphrey will walk with you forever and ever.

by HDGA22 November 23, 2021

Ethan Humphrey

A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".

Ethan Humphrey is lit

by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020

Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares

Ethan Humphrey is a real g

by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020