double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014

side hatch

The hatch in the wall where naked men come out.

Alex Emling enjoys the side hatch.

by Marcus April 14, 2005

hatchu

hatch-oo An affection term used to express hate for the ones we love.

I hatchu.

by cullenator August 6, 2008

hatchi matchi

Holy crap

Hatchi matchi that's expensive!

by Chay Z October 9, 2008

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

by Eddie K. February 13, 2003

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.

by Tookie W November 9, 2009