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bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.
you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.
by adequate-d April 5, 2011
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Bravo Housewife Hot

A level of hotness for a woman. Typically associated with upper class, older women who typically use plastic surgery to enhance their look. Large breasts are almost neccesary to be included in this level of hotness. A pretty face is not. The newest type of MILF.
You see that fine older dime piece over there. With those breasts, she's Bravo Housewife Hot.
by spuds927 May 29, 2010
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household 6

A military man's stay-at-home wife. Sometimes keeps up with the arduous tasks of shining boots, picking up laundry, and shopping, but mostly just a strain on meager Department of Defense budgets, and the military husband. The name is derived from where said wife spends most of her time, and the number 6 is the designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.
I really wanted to go to your going-away party, but household 6 pulled my dispatch.
by Tankboy February 14, 2006
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Housework Triage

The quick clean-up you do so your house looks at least presentable when you get short notice of an imminent visit.
Lauren rang to say she was down the road and would call in for coffee. The house looked like a bomb had gone off, so I did a 5-minute housework triage on the place to patch it up to a presentable level before she arrived (clothes kicked under beds, unwashed dishes dumped in laundry, rubbish kicked behind couch).
by MonicaSt October 15, 2013
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Housewifecore

/ˈhousˌwīf ˈˌkô(ə)r/

noun: housewifecore

an aesthetic theme that corresponds to any and all things to do with being a housewife in modern day society. usually features diehard fans of romance and love, marriage, caring for the family, managing household affairs, and doing housework. the happy medium between the two extremes of lovecore and hardcore.
“wow!!! did she really just single-handedly support a whole husband and bake a damn cake from scratch while vacuuming the floors when she was just knitting a sweater after giving birth to a whole ass human all while taking the time to focus on her mental health even when she was applying a facemask and doing yoga and teaching her children the importance of family all at the same damn time?!!! i’ve never seen that in my life dude! that is so housewifecore!!!”
by Taliyah Irene July 16, 2018
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Househole

A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.

Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!
by Jayspray March 18, 2021
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househole

in the gay community, a househole is a bottom who fulfills a domestic role like a housewife. cooking, cleaning, etc and being a hole for their top.
Who’s that?
That’s his househole, he’s sweeping the floor.
by Joe's vaginal mesh August 17, 2022
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