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Housing Meningitis

Housing Meningitis (noun) A phrase used to describe a drawn-out state of frustration where repeated planning and decision-making lead to little or no progress. Housing meningitis is especially common in situations where things appear active but remain unresolved.
Getting this essay done is like getting housing meningitis
by qortors June 16, 2025
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HOUSINGSHIP

When an individual looks to create a fake relationship, just to have a place with someone to have live in sex with.

The other person thought they were in a relationship, meanwhile the apartment is in their name.

When its over, the supply moves out and in with someone else.

Mainly because the person has bad credit and can't get their own place. When dating, they ask you if you have your own place.. so they can move into. Only love bomb you until they move out.
She's upset that her guy rushed the relationship, moved in, stayed then walked away and moved into someone else's place. Basically used her for a Housingship ...
by Jerseyshoreguy July 3, 2025
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housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)
Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
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beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
by Kluckapps October 13, 2007
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brick housing

the act of strategicaly stacking fecal matter on your partners chest, so as to build a withstanding structure.
Guy A: brick housing is the best shelter.
Guy B: especialy during sex. *wink*
Guy A: wait, what?
Guy B: just ask your girlfriend what her friend taught me.
by IceKholdStare June 29, 2009
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Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.
I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.
by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013
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corn housing

When a bunch of men's dicks are inserted into a persons anus at the same time
I hear 'whoever' is really into corn housing and now their assholes are so big and loose now.
by CocoDrumHat December 5, 2017
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