Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated

Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*

by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

Hot Rod

the replacement for Optimus prime, and almost never dies

Hot rod, Jazz is slacking off with bumblebee

by Oololoiajakakk April 14, 2021

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020

Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.

"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."

by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

Hot Rod

When a girl give a blowjob then takes a shot of hot sauce afterward.

“Hey bro guess what”
Bro- “What?”

“I got a hot rod from a chick last night!”
Bro- “No WAY!”

by J.J namsit September 30, 2019