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horizontal roomba

When your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and fuck her between the cushions ass up. While simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.
Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.
by AntiJoe July 18, 2017
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horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.
Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.
by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018
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horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol
``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``
by gahmama March 12, 2023
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horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.
Jon is horizontally expanded.
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018
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horizontal rooster

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.
by Mich1 January 4, 2014
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horizontal fandango

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke
by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009
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Horizontally tall

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!
by be_right_back July 10, 2018
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