merge hopper

An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro

Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.

by psiscott April 26, 2006

shit hopper

a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)

Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

by Ralph Land June 29, 2008

clique hopper

Someone who doesn't belong to any one clique, and drifts around between groups.

I don't have any close friends, I'm more of a clique hopper.

by kelly-k May 31, 2004

homie hopper

a girl or guy that hops from one person to another. Where the people they chose are all in the same group of friends.

it's pretty self explanitory...

by lealea November 8, 2003

Pickle Hopper

A female who frequently partakes in sexual acts

Friend 1: Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night?
Friend 2: I saw her hooking up with several guys. Pickle hoppers, am I right?

by trashbagponchos November 3, 2015

Eleven Hopper

Eleven Hopper is a character who is in the popular Netflix show Stranger Things. She has telekinetic powers and depending on the amount of power she uses the more energy she loses. Whenever she uses the powers, she gets a bloody nose.

Person 1: Have you seen Stranger Things?
Person 2: Yeah, Eleven Hopper is definitely my favorite character!

by narhwalsandstrangerthingslover June 14, 2018

Jim hopper

Jim hopper , a badass but deep down inside is a softy he has a crush on Joyce Byers

Who also has a crush on him.
He is alive not dead !

Jim hopper: ( staring at Joyce )
Us: why are they not together already?

by - September 24, 2019