hoover

a girl that likes giving head or, is really good at it

Dill: Brittany sucks a mean dick

Garf: bitch is a hoover!

by Garf19 March 11, 2009

the Hoover

When a female gives oral and begins to deepthroat but she stops midway to slap her tongue against the penis and makes a loud suction noise like a vacuum cleaner

Guy: man i got the Hoover last night
Friend: damn man that sounds nice how was it
Guy: loud

by becky j April 23, 2014

hoover

On the east coast, especially the D.C. metropolitan area is any person that smokes without contribiuting substances to smoke or money for said substances, especially marijuana. Can also refer to someone who does not pay money for tobacco cigarettes but feels they are entitled to smoke others cigarettes.

Hey, don't smoke around so and so. They always show up to smoke your shit, but they never have any money/weed to put up.I can't stand hoovers!

by Mister Mercado January 11, 2011

hoover

A person who smokes alot of pot or smokes a joint really fast. Similar to bogart.

Stop hoovering that joint

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 24, 2005

Hoover

Hoover: Adjective "who-ver"

1. Someone who sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. (hoover vacuum)

- An expression describing a girl that is a slut, skank, hoe, ect ect. The term comes from a well known vacuum brand, which explains the use of the word.

That girl is a straight hoover, do you know how many guys she's been with?

by Loveambs February 19, 2009

Hoover

You cum down a girls ass, and then you lick it out and gulp it down.

Man, Hoovers are so wrong.

by Karl November 22, 2003

Colleen Hoover

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013