hoovered

when a fuckboy has left his mark on a person, place, or thing

He totally hoovered that girl last night!

by TMO11 August 14, 2019

hoovering

To snort a powdered drug such as cocaine

He was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.

by Montana Haze March 4, 2009

the hoover

A forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one Hoover.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

the Hoover

When a female gives oral and begins to deepthroat but she stops midway to slap her tongue against the penis and makes a loud suction noise like a vacuum cleaner

Guy: man i got the Hoover last night
Friend: damn man that sounds nice how was it
Guy: loud

by becky j April 23, 2014

Hoover

Hoover: Adjective "who-ver"

1. Someone who sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. (hoover vacuum)

- An expression describing a girl that is a slut, skank, hoe, ect ect. The term comes from a well known vacuum brand, which explains the use of the word.

That girl is a straight hoover, do you know how many guys she's been with?

by Loveambs February 19, 2009

Hoover

You cum down a girls ass, and then you lick it out and gulp it down.

Man, Hoovers are so wrong.

by Karl November 22, 2003

Colleen Hoover

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013