Hogate

Maury Povich's on-air pregnancy tests.

The woman goes on Maury to find out many times who the father is, being involved in the controversy of hogate.

by da fatchick thrilla January 14, 2009

hogut

to step off an international flight, immediately take 7 shots, and dance on the bar in Nashville, TN

Get your hogut on!!!

DAMN look at Jennifer! She's falling all over the place! She must have just gotten her hogut on!

by muhe April 12, 2010

Holette

A Ho who steals money under the guise of a loan or investment.

Damn that Holette really ripped off my ol'lady with that tanning salon scam.

by Rodger January 23, 2005

Hoet

Hoet;

Derived from the original word, hoe.

A "Hoet" is a hoe (commonly found on the streets around midnight) with a third eye. These types of hoe (commonly called Super Hoes by a pimp) are extremely rare and hard to find. You are considered very lucky to find a Hoet.

Guy1: "Dude, I found a hoet last night on the corner of 8 Mile"
Guy2: "Fuck you."

by xthegamex July 1, 2011

hoetic

1.of and or relating to being a ho
2.having the characteristics of a ho
3.of or befitting a ho

1. why she dressin all hoetic and shit?
2. Damn, that new shortie's madd hoetic
3. ...and she was wearin those hoetic booty shorts with "juicy" on the back,...

by flawlessvictory December 2, 2005

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

HoeTard

A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time

Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!

by CornHole44 November 4, 2009