by forbidden fruit1 April 02, 2020
by snowgoon895 June 23, 2010
phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone
drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted
second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted
second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground
by williet hughnot November 30, 2019
"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.
It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
by hardhatchatter March 09, 2012
"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.
Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.
You: I'm not here for that.
by primadonis January 26, 2014
A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).
Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!
~Hotel Mario
~Hotel Mario
by silver40596 February 09, 2009
A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.
It never works.
It never works.
by God_Hand March 11, 2009