Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

hebrew hammer

another word for a penis

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!

by Jacob M. October 9, 2006

Hebrew Teacher

A living joke, i flick off my Hebrew Teahcer, curse at her and yell fuck and stuff, and she doesn't notice. Hebrew teachers are not teachers, they are just Israelis the school hires for cheap.

Dr. Lurya: when you have a question, you must raise your finger
Me: ok you dumb fucking hebrew teacher *flicks her off*
Dr. Lurya: yes what is your question?

by foober sooob November 13, 2007

hebrew hammer

the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.

"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!

by teh l33t hax June 5, 2009

hebrew hand blow

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.

I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!

by CrackerJames January 27, 2007

hebrew hand

this is similar to the jew claw, as it is a crooked mishapen derelcit hand/arm arrangement usually with long fingernails used to scoop pennies, nickels, anything of value really off the ground, table, pockets...ect.

TZ used his hebrew hand to gather up all the weed that had fallen under the tv stand.

by studly hungwell May 2, 2008

Hebrew Shaft Pop

Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).

Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise

by The Hebrew Wives May 4, 2011