Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.

Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"

by Minecraft superstar May 3, 2020

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.

Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.

I love you Santa's Little Helper.

by Joe D April 23, 2005

Poo In Helmet

The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.

Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.

by DTDonFP April 4, 2008

helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.

Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

by Honorarius May 21, 2006

Helmet pounder

1} Anyone that works for any form of government whose sole intention is to take your money, gain power, and instill by force their will upon you.

The big domed building in Washington D.C is stocked full of helmet pounders.

by bevo the fox March 27, 2009