helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

by furriiayes September 2, 2021

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...

Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"

by Antipekka May 15, 2024

HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance

Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021