Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.
by Jason June 19, 2003
Get the Heidi mug.Most fantastic girl you will ever meet. She is caring, so lovable and really attractive. She rarly forgives people for things they've done but when she does she means it. Heidi's blue eyes make you fall in love with her. an any guy that is with her is the luckiest man alive. If you know a Heidi, get to know her, its the best thing you will ever do
by The_Zweigs July 7, 2012
Get the Heidi mug.A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.
Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."
Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"
Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."
Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"
Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."
by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009
Get the Heimer Syndrome mug.Heidi is an awesome chick who adores all of the people who are nice to her. When you are a jerk, then YES, she will set you straight without a doubt. Haters need to stand down and STFU.
He called Heidi a whore for her turning him down and she told him he was a douche bag. Damn, he really is a dick!
by ThereThereDummy October 4, 2016
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Get the heidi maria mug.Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008
Get the Faux-hemian mug.lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.
during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.
despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.
she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.
during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.
despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.
she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.
heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.
by sconnie lady December 2, 2007
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