Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

Hefticles

Massive breasts of a fatty nature.

Check out those Hefticles. You'd get brain damage motor boating those.

by dyavoll May 21, 2011

Bun Hefty

Wanting to smoke marijuanna, craving the high that it gives one.

Arturo: Yo Vatto, you got any dro?
Hector: No Ese, i'm dry out of gyz.
Arturo: Shit homes, i'm really bun hefty!

by kilahAP August 28, 2009

hefty fine

the newest bloodhound gang album. it features the hit singles: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

man hefty fine kicks ass! it only took them about five years to release new material.

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

heft

The strenght acquired by being fat

"whoa, that fat guys strong"
"naa, he's just got heft"

by snorv February 24, 2009

hefted

Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.

I just got fucking hefted by that test.

by Spanicatthedisco May 14, 2015