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Headphone Hercules

Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.

Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"

Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
by Bdamn January 16, 2011
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headphone noose

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus
Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
by Frenchperiod7 June 2, 2011
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Headphone yoga

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work
"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"
by CORVUS July 5, 2016
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Headphone Savage

A person who wear headphones 24/7 and collects them.
by Amorion October 29, 2017
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pink headphones

A synonym for Esex, also known as online in intercourse.
“Wow Dave and I had great pink headphones yesterday” said Vanessa
by Hahafunnylol February 16, 2023
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Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?
I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.
by OhNoThe3rd February 20, 2021
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Headphoner

A boner one gets when they see a lovely pair of headphones, I.E. Skullcandy.
I received a headphoner from looking at those headphones. They were just so damn hot.
by DuckLord April 18, 2010
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