Beta Harem

A group of beta orbiters numbering greater than 4 at the mercy and disposal of one roastie.

Ah shit, there goes that whore and her beta harem, let's see how they defend her against Brogan's teasing today.

Yeah I tried to dm her but when I found out she had a beta harem of 8, I lost interest.

by Fruit-Boi July 15, 2019

harem protagonist

A harem protagonist can either be a woman or a man, it means that they are one person or a main character that are surrounded and love by a lot of other people who ARE their love interests. So for example one guy has 7 girls who he has a crush on surrounding him and always following him around, but they also have a crush on him, OR it can be one girl surrounded by 8 guys who are interested in the girl as she is interested in all of them.. The harem protagonist can either choose one of them at the end or be with all of them at the same time.

Example 1: "Damn, I genuinely unquestionably hate Aprilz because he is a harem protagonist wanna be just because he got 15 girls talking to him everyday!!"
Example 2: "I really like Anya.. but she has boys all over him, I know she would never pick me."

by Kaylsea April 20, 2022

2-Girl Harem

A word to describe a situation where a male friend is unable to think with his head and therefore places himself in circumstances where he gets used by the same two girls, over and over, regardless of whether he actually gets pussy or not.

You: "Hey Nick! You've been hanging out with those two girls a lot recently, so which one do you like more?"
Nick: "I'm trying to get some, they both clapped but IDC."
Other friend: "Damn man's stuck in a 2-girl Harem."

by spacetimetorsion August 21, 2021

one girl harem

When you want to give her existence a high importance and multiply her qualities (if she even has any) even if you're messin' and actually want around 15 bitches on your dick.

"yeah one fuckboy pickup line can get you lots of vajayjay"
"i'll make it a one girl harem for you'

by Comradickal February 28, 2018

Dense Yuri Harem Owner

Someone known as Fluff, Esiyx, and Esyix

"Wah i dont have a harem!!!"-Fluff-chan

Welp have to add Dense Yuri Harem Owner or it cant be added

by AsamiJR October 2, 2021

Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Fritzlean Harem

A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.

When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.

When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.

If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.

Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.

Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.

"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."

"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."

by Shurdlegurdle January 7, 2018