Har-i Har-i Haribo 

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak

you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No

Har-i Har-i Haribo by drengen fra randersrealskole May 1, 2024

Jebuiz y'har 

1) Someone who uses a non-Gregorian timescale
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology

Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

Jebuiz y'har by BigCow1 November 13, 2013

hardy har har

When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har

1- this test was easy
2- just like your mom
1- hardy har har

hardy har har by Dan p January 26, 2005

yar har

An euphemism for the word "pirate" when used in the sense of acquiring software illegally.

"This program being free is great, means I won't have to yar har it"

yar har by Furufoo October 1, 2021

hardy fucking har har

A very very sarcastic laugh that surpasses "har har har" by miles on the sarcasm level.

Guy1: dude.. you really had a chance with that girl.. if only you'd left the fanny pack home.

Guy2: hardy fucking har har

har har har hardy har har

hardy fucking har har by Sen Dog November 23, 2010

hardy har har

sarcastic laughter; when a cheesy joke is made you respond with this to show that that joke wasn't funny at all. See badum tish

Person 1: "I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel."
Person 2: "Hardy har har."

hardy har har by catscatscatscatscats January 3, 2010

Dan Tal-Har 

An Israeli goddess summoned from south Florida in early 1992. As legend goes, she watches over many Jewish people and brings them inner peace, happiness, and love.

She has been depicted by people in many different forms, however a positive outlook has remained when you think of the desert goddess.

Jew: omg its dan tal-har the goddess of the chosen.

Jew2: cool. lets go back inside.

Jew: yeah its fuckin hot out here.

Jew2: look there she goes a-flyin away.

Jew: wooooo.

Dan Tal-Har by PsychicFishKiller April 13, 2009