haermm

A Laughing smile that's looking sideways, usually used at the end or start of a sentence that is either:

A) Hilarious
B) Retarded
C) Unrelated to any topic at hand.

Mist: Pedobear ~haermm~

Roland: WTF? ~haermm~

Strangelove: You're an idiot ~haermm~

Vinny: ~haermm~ I'm Canadian

by Neil Green November 8, 2007

The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.

by avaron September 22, 2008

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hape

Verb. Forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Noun. The act of forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Verb: "I had the suspicion that Ellen was going to hape me after she had another cocktail."

Noun: "I am going to report a hape if you don't get your Long Island meathooks off my friend."

by KChurch January 2, 2008

Haberday

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

hacer

Intentional leet-speak variant of the word "hacker" or the verb "to hack." Popularized in the mid- to late-90's throughout the underground AOL and Hotline circuit by two individuals known only as binary and usum.

That kid was such a hacer he'd hace you four times before you even knew your 14kbps globvill was on.

by hotlinesoldier December 14, 2008