goggle hanger

Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.

Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.

by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013

Labial Hangers

Dangly, hanging pussy lips.

She got them labial hangers braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Hanger

to deal off the bottom off the deck for another player in a card game. most commonly poker. A simple and descrete way to cheat. to pull a hanger you must suffle untill you find a card that is high in value and leave it on the bottom of the deck and keep shuffling untill there is two in a row... for example two aces... in the process of dealing you deal normally with your thumb off the top of the deck to all players except your partner in the hoax when arriving on your partners turn to recieve a card you use your index and middle fingers to deal the card off the bottom. this is extremly easy to get away with if executed to prefection....

as seen in the movie rounders...

last night at that cash game i caught two motherfuckers pulling hangers for eachother. we had to whoop their asses

by shock103 May 2, 2008

Hangers

Tittys that are so big and/or lacking the muscletone to not sag, thereby letting the nipples point to magnetic south.

Becky has some nice boobs, but they are hangers.

by Norkaguy January 24, 2009

Edge Hanger

Big gee of da motha fuckin Boyz N Da Hood

Tha O' G they call him Young Jeezy da snowman
and Big Gee tha Edge Hanger

by Jack Fire Sac January 19, 2008

crepe hanger

a person of consistently pessimistic outlook (from the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths)

by Anton September 30, 2003

Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles

When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.

by Shaun Bingham January 4, 2009