The Hand

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.

The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

That's hands

When someone says something ridiculously stupid another person can call out "hands" and gets to slap their hand.

B is the last number of the alphabet
(Another person) that's hands

by Piece of buttocks February 14, 2017

Hand

The thing at the end of your arms. It is generally used to go fuck yourself or to give someone some handwork. You also need one of these when you get horny and you don't have a girlfriend.

Hey girl, mind giving me a hand?

by Masturbate To Cartoons June 27, 2016

Hand

commonly used to refer to a penis

they were holding hands.

by unintentionallygifted May 31, 2013

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

hand

The second best friend a penis will ever have. For the first, see the defenition: vagina.

I gots not bitch just me an' muh ma f*ckin hand. w0rd!

by SamRoe May 7, 2008

Hand

An overly cheerful person who greets everyone, regardless of their feelings towards them (based on Have A Nice Day).

<Hand> hey M00seman
<M00seman> go away

by Handarazuur September 14, 2005