by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023

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by 357TVT February 5, 2017
