by 357TVT February 05, 2017
A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
by ItAintObeeezy May 27, 2025
Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster March 02, 2012
When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
by ze3l January 10, 2019
me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021
by uraluzer84 June 13, 2018
the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 09, 2011