poop hammock

It's when you wear a g-string backwards.....

"I wear my g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock"

by ytee April 7, 2007

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

phone hammock

When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.

dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.

You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.

by DerAbgrund June 4, 2017