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Hammond CR

Only the best content creator ever. He makes short form content about Clash Royale.
Hammond CR is the best Clash player ever.
by HopeKoala March 8, 2024
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Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.
by Allen shone August 8, 2025
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Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.
Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."
by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025
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maddison hammond

One who always makes you laugh because of there one of a kind laugh.
Also find there nicknames being the Chang
Person 1 -Oi that's maddison Hammond

Person 2- oh chang
by Linskychang February 11, 2018
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Stephen hammond

A very skinny human and is bald tiny penis and has a face like a rat
ooo look overy there a rat

no its just Stephen hammond
by peekos June 7, 2018
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ivan hammond

by Golden flame March 10, 2019
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