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Halo 3

A game good until you go online with about 4 unbalanced weapons and search prefer skill and you get people with 30 ranks above you. A game where you get called gay if you lose and lags everytime you really need a win. A game where Bungie doesn't want you to rank up and says you can win 20 games straight and rank up once but if you lose once you lose your rank and you fucking restart. That's just how bungie and halo are. FUCKING GAY.
John:Dude i just got my 30 on Halo 3.
Bill:Really holy crap dude how?
John: i wont 20 games straight
Bill: wow dude that's crazy.
1 game later
John:Shit i just lost my rank.
Bill: what how?
John:these guys kept using swords,rockets,hammers,and shotguns and i lost 1 match now i have to win another 20 FUCK.
by xXxPressurexXx October 17, 2009
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Halo 3

Something I hope will not come. Halo was great, Halo 2 sucked. You shoot somone in the back of the head and they dont notice you for 5 seconds with a fully auto gun (no exaguration) and nothing happens. Then he finally notices, turns around and kills you in 2 seconds with a sword.
Halo 3 should not happen
by Bob Hope III February 16, 2005
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Halo 3

The worst excuse for a game in the history of forever!

You hover when you jump.

Failed story line.

Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character.

Shit-ass graphics!

Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf!)

Glide up ladders.

Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags).

Unrealistic weaponary.

It's for the shit-box.
Peter: "Hey, man. Wanna play Halo 3? I'll Tea-bag you!"

Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else!"

Peter: "Shut up, just shut up!! <sob><sob>. I'll tell Master Chief on you!"

Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit!"

Peter: "<SOB><SOB><SOB>"
by Your moms asshole August 29, 2009
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Halo 3 Bastard

noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.
Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!
by Purple Turkoglu October 21, 2011
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Halo 3: ODST

Don't listen to these dumbshits. Halo 3 ODST is another achievement of the Halo universe.

Set to be a cheap expansion for Halo 3, the Bungie burst it's boundaries with so much content that Microsoft couldn't ship it as JUST an expansion.

Halo 3 ODST offers what Halo 3 didn't; Firefight mode (similar to Gears of War's Horde mode) and an slightly open-world campaign that brings a lot more fighting and action and slaughtering aliens. The gunplay is brought back its roots of Halo - health packs and no dual-wielding, which means every gun is useful on its own. You can also hold one extra grenade of each type (why didn't they have this is Halo 3?) bringing the total to 3 each, and also gives weapons kickback, making it a little more challenging to get kills. Brutes are actually tough this time around and knocking off their armor actually has a purpose.

As for the musical score, Martin O'Donnell hits it right on the mark. More jazzy than Halo 3's techno, it sets the mood nicely. He proves once again that he can craft incredible music for videogames.

Even though the campaign is short and people may say it isn't worth the buy, ODST brings different experiences than what Master Chief could ever bring. It certainly is a step up from its predecessor, and any and every Halo fan and Xbox 360 owner MUST play it.
Stupid Dumbshit: Halo 3: ODST isnt worth it!!111 olooskfdol

Me: Get back in your cage.
by CripChillinz1 November 4, 2009
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halo 3: recon

They changed it from Halo 3: recon to Halo 3: ODST.
by yeltsA kciR May 21, 2021
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Halo 3 Tan

When someone plays Halo 3 so much that the Halo logo burns into their face. Such an accomplishment is very impressive.

Not to be confused with the Halo 2 tan or the Halo CE tan.
Jason: hey dude, what'd u do over the weekend?

Tom: z0mg d000d, lyk l0l, I g0tz a halo 3 tan!! u c4n practically see the hal0 log0 in my face!!!! lol

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Bob: I got a tan this week.
Sam: How Man!, there ain't no sun here in Washington.
Bob: The UV light from my TV screen gave me a Halo tan!
Sam: Holy Sh*t! I see the halo logo on your f*cking face!
by Christopher:D May 26, 2008
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