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Highway Hazard

1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense.

2. a jackass that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph.

3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he's looking down at a text message instead of at the road.

4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel.

5. a feckless turd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.
I saw a total Highway Hazard on the way to work this morning. This bitch was smoking with one hand and texting with the other; who the fuck knows how she was steering. Why do we let people like that breed again? That's the kind of dumbass that only wears a seatbelt because the law says they have to.

My carpool buddy decided to look up Amendments on his phone while driving yesterday. Dude's turning into a fucking Highway Hazard.

So my friend texted me like 10 times while I was driving home from work last week. After I got home and actually checked the texts, I called him back and told him not to get his panties in a bunch. I sure as shit not going to be a Highway Hazard. Fuck that; I saw Seven Pounds.
by Passenger Seat Critic April 19, 2010
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Hazard Labs

A flying laboratory manned by a bunch of morons. They play a lot of video games and do a fair amount of pop culture buzzwording. They still think "All Your Base" is funny.
If you crash your labship into a mountain, you totally just Hazard Labsed it.
by Professor Hazard July 12, 2003
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duke of hazard

Attemped anal without out lube at the road side in a red car, with the hazard warning triangle at 100 yards
"So Julie we've got 10 minutes until the AA arrive, do you fancy a good dukeing?" Said Dave. "Yer give me a good duke of hazard Dave, so long as you wear your high viz jacket!" Said julie
by BumderST November 8, 2013
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fire hazard

That girl is so hot she's a fire hazard.
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bio hazard

to fart on ones hand then smear it on someone elses face, preferable the nose and mouth
I gave johnny a killer bio hazard.
by Jack Manzo September 2, 2003
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gooks of hazard

A band of Gooks that were roaming the streets of Waikiki until they had to go back home, practice kung-fu, and have sex.... gooo population china!
by koorskid October 27, 2003
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dukes of hazard

To treat a vechical like the Duke Boys did on the 70s tv show
Hey baby! Look at that hill over there! I bet you I can Dukes of Hazard your car!
by Joe Fishburn April 26, 2005
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