left-handed handy

the most prestigious type of hand job

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.

by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006

have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.

{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.

by Joking July 11, 2014

One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

by Robin...hood January 29, 2009

weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009