We've really been building an impressive gimpfrastructure at Fremulon Inc. In the past year alone we've added 4 SVPs, a Chief Innovation Officer, and a Chief Personnel Development Officer.
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1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
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Get the Gumpher mug.Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.
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Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.
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Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.
In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "
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