grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.

-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005

grunt

profoundly powerful marijuana, i.e. the high grade stuff with the crystals and the ooh and aah...
analagous to the chronic or the kind (popular among neo-hippie folk)

Son, you been smokin' that GRUNT?

by Captain Grunt August 9, 2006

Grunt

Weird but cool gray dudes with a plus sign on their faces

Grunts are cool!

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021

grunt

An E-1 in the Marine Corps

"Grunts like reading about dead officers"
"OK, how about a General"

by Grant July 18, 2003

Grunt

Combination of Grabbing and Cunt.

Reaching down and crudely grasping or clenching a girl's vagina with your hand.

Aaron deftly grunted Autumn's throbbing vagina as she walked out of the bathroom, her tampon wrapper balled up and ready for the trash.

by Skinwhip March 18, 2005

grunt

A combination of the word "grumpy" and the slang term "cunt". In other words "grumpy cunt."

Nah, I can't go to the dance, my mom's bein' a grunt.

by luap42 March 10, 2008

Grunt

Awesome. Hardcore. Intense. Wicked. Inspiring.

That rock concert was totally grunt!

by Trent_Malk September 26, 2010