Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).

Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.

by Deedoid February 3, 2017

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

grundle

The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.

One of these days, I'm going to move to the grundle.

by DoctorFunkenstein August 31, 2004

grundle smack

When you are boning a girl, and your sack slaps against your grundle (also taint, gooch, or chode).

Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.

by matt steve josh May 15, 2006

Grundles

Underpants, Underwear, be it Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, high rise, low rise, cotton, rayon, or polyester.

Grundles is actually short for grundlemires, as panties is short for underpants.

If you cut somebody off in traffic and they start flipping you off or shouting obscenities, simply say "Hey, don't get your grundles in a bundle, pal."

by Sara B Ellum December 22, 2010

grunklepa

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.

Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.

by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010