gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

Chat goons

Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.

.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.

\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.

Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:

Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.

".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"

by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006

Goonster

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.

"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.

by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008

granster

someone who is addicted to knives.

1. you know your a GRANSTER when you play vicious traditions at least a couple times a week and pretend your Mr. Brooks.
2. you know your a GRANSTER when you repeadtly throw knives at things/ stab things.
3. you know your a GRANSTER when you cut your own boxers with a knife to relieve your self of a weggy.
-this problem is curable, and for anyone who suffers from it i strongly recommend you get immediate help.

by taylor4444 December 24, 2007

Grinshtein

A super hero comparable to any of the best. Stylistically understated much like the transporter but equally as lethal. Women gravitate to his essence "Pharamones" at play. Best of times include friends, drink, song, and sub zero environments, outsiders / less fortunate cry out "Must be nice". A man of honor, a man of pride, a man of destiny. Most powerfull when seen at tea time or when the lights go down.

He is amazing, that man rocks, reminds me of a Grinshtein I saw once, spectacular!

by pdufus June 8, 2009

Gonsoon

A weather pattern describable as “the opposite of a monsoon;” a period of killer drought; a period of time denoting a consistent weather pattern, when a particular geographical area experiences a dearth of precipitation so severe, the health and even the survival of even the most resilient native plants is threatened by lack of hydration.

“If the statewide gonsoon in Texas is not gone soon, and if the state doesn't get some hefty rains soon, the Piney Woods’ll be gone soon, too - all burned up if not all cut down and eaten by bugs first - and even all the prickly pear cactus’ll be prett’near fit for tinder.”

by bushileeger June 3, 2011

Gornsed

When a person feels intense sexual desire. Horny.

After watching the girls gone wild commercial I was suddenly gornsed.

by davedavidsonjunior July 27, 2012