Gonsoon 

A weather pattern describable as “the opposite of a monsoon;” a period of killer drought; a period of time denoting a consistent weather pattern, when a particular geographical area experiences a dearth of precipitation so severe, the health and even the survival of even the most resilient native plants is threatened by lack of hydration.

“If the statewide gonsoon in Texas is not gone soon, and if the state doesn't get some hefty rains soon, the Piney Woods’ll be gone soon, too - all burned up if not all cut down and eaten by bugs first - and even all the prickly pear cactus’ll be prett’near fit for tinder.”

Gonsoon by bushileeger June 3, 2011

gonsonlyeditor 

A wonderful human whom is some of one’s beautiful mutual. Every rare.
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“Did you hear about gonsonlyeditor?”
“Yeah! They told me that their roblox user was Mexicanworld2019!”

gonsonlyeditor by ohcelestiamywife June 26, 2021

gonson 

Related to gunt and guinis, when a man's gut hangs over and covers his johnson.

He tried to whip it out, but his gonson kept him out of jail.

gonson by AndyfromFL April 28, 2010

Gossoon 

a boy, suggested to be ludicrous, offten because of the listeners subcontious awarness of words such as goon or loon. can be used to patronise someone young and male

sir you are a gossoon

Gossoon by Grufes April 12, 2009