Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

goonda

(goon'du) n. a person of Middle Eastern descent.

That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.

by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013

grand motherfucker

When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.

It's going down now, you grand motherfucker!

by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

gondegal

(Bengali)
pronounced GON-deh-gaul
1. Scandal or melee often caused or witnessed by a flock of Indians

2. Problem caused by someone else, fodder for discussion by your Indian parents for years

Soneli created a total gondegal with the curry n' rice girls when she showed up to curry-in-a-hurry without her eatin' pants.

by SBfromtheblock May 24, 2006

grand guignol

A style of morbid, French, experimental theater popular among the hip in the late eighteen-hundreds to the mid twentieth-century.

'The Theatre of the Vampires' in 'Interview with the Vampire' was straight grand guignol. Kirsten Dunst's comment of, 'How avant-garde,' was priceless.

by fassbinder April 18, 2007