Scrabble His Grouch

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting male victim and tickle the area beneath their genitals.

Christian WIlkins Scabbled JT Barrett's Grouch after a tackle in the 2016 Fiesta Bowl and it really seemed to affect his game. He sure did Scrabble His Grouch good on that play.

by tigerbalm1 September 30, 2018

grouche

The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).

See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.

by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008

grotchki

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

by subliculous June 11, 2006

Groice

An unattractive female, or another word for ugly. Groicen travel in packs and occasionally trick a noice into joining their pack. If a groice is a bitch then she deserves to know that she is in fact a groice.

Annabel: Hi guys!
Zach: Groice!!!!
run's away
Zach: I'm sure glad that groice didn't hang around for too long
Dan: "Thank god."

by jewman98 September 24, 2013

Oscar the Grouch

(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night

Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.

by Kurt Chapman January 30, 2008

Grouch

Anyone who is awoken abruptly by an alarm clock or any other irritation source, that may occur early in the morning especially if it's weekends or holidays. Facial characteristics are:

-Semi closed eyes
-An unpleasant frown
-Facial expression from hell
-(In many cases) Aggressive reaction to the source of irritation.

Parent at 10:30 on a Sunday morning:
-Come on son, time to get up!

Hungover grouch:
-Noooooo. GO AWAY!

Parent:
-Such a GROUCH! GET OUT OF BED!!!

by Another random guy March 21, 2014

oscar the grouch

Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.

"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"

Not for you you cheap ass.

"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"

*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*

by Chile3000 June 25, 2005