Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
by cass March 9, 2004
Get the kiss my grits mug.Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?
Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
My Cousin Vinny - 1992
by Yo Momma September 30, 2003
Get the grits mug.Re-starting a film franchise from the very beginning and making it a grittier, more realistic version that will appeal to adults.
"I thought the Batman movie franchise died with Batman & Robin but we got The Dark Knight thanks to that gritty reboot!
by Cacaphony5432 July 6, 2010
Get the Gritty Reboot mug.Small particles of dried specimen that are felt in the bed usually after having long sessions of sexual intercourse. The "grit" will most likely come from a females orgasm, will be extracted by the penetration of the males penis and will feel like grains of salt or sand in the bed. When you notice sex grit, you wipe the sheets off as quickly as you can before your partner is finished in the bathroom.
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by koaw June 12, 2010
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-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's
-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's
-- His acne was everywhere. It was gritchy to look at.
-- Sex in any position on dry sand and without a blanket, is gritchy.
-- Sex in any position on dry sand and without a blanket, is gritchy.
by claybie August 25, 2009
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by Gritter prince June 28, 2022
Get the Gritter mug.A Vial STD contracted from having sex with Hydrerion. This particular sexually transmitted disease has a symptom of green puss coming out of anus and major one of major flatulence with blood.
by Dalton, Mr_Pumpk1n June 5, 2008
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