Swipin' and Gripin'

What too many people do when they online date--complain. And they have no clue that all the other swiper and gripers are saying the same thing about them.

Jennifer--All the guys on this site on such liars and all they want is a hookup. Look at Rick here. That picture is so old. Why do they think I care what car they drive? Hey, what year is that Beemer? Do you think it's leased? Mmmm...looks like he lives on the Bay...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

Gripping

After ordering a soft drink from a fast food restaurant (preferably drive thru), you squeeze the drink they hand to you while they are still holding it, causing the drink to spill all over their hand.

Inevitable results: the worker has an even shittier day because not only do they have a shitty job but they also can't kill the people who did this to them.

"yo im bouta do the gripping at this mcdonalds and put it on youtube"

"word do it up. just dont get killed"

*pulls up to drive thru worker* *grips*
*laughs*

*gets shot in the head*
"I had to do it!!" - Lil B (mcdonalds worker)

by Im High on Crackk July 31, 2011

Grisping

The act of scraping out the crusty brownie remains in a pan when there is nothing but that left.

"Yeah man, the brownies were gone when I got there so I had to start grisping the pan."

by ShnueShnivy December 17, 2017

Gripping

To obsessively worry about something to the point of making you worthless.

Man, WTF is up with Kelly? That mofo ain’t done shit in three days.

- His HIV test results come back tomorrow. He’s been gripping about that shit ever since he hooked up with Dana.

by Fly1982 March 29, 2021

gripping

to be under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other spritual sources such as angels or demons

going insane for no apparent reason

im so gripped after that doobie

my mom was gripping bad after she found my stash

the priests at church always grip out about abortion

this guy at the bar gripped out when i railed his girl in the back room

by tcomplex October 26, 2005

Grippin grain

a homosexual reference in the African American "down low" community, originally coined by Mike Jones, used to describe a handjob that is delivered surrepticiopusly under the table at a night club by another man who is pretending to "mack" on some hoes.

Origin: The Bay Area
Part of Speech: Proposition

Gay Black Man: "yo mayne, you Grippin grain??"
Me: "Hell naw, my tree don't fall that way!"

by El Jigro Sanchez April 28, 2006

Grippin Wood Grain

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

by FINEST187 April 24, 2008