Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
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Origin: From the Greek word 'Geno' (Race) and the English word 'traitor'.
A person who engages in any form of passionate physical encounter with a person of a different ethnic group; whether that encounter be casual kissing, romantic kissing, sexual intercourse or any other form of intimate physical contact.
The term genotraitor applies especially to people who marrty and procreate with people of different ethnicity.
The opposite of a genotraitor is a 'genoist' (Jen-oh-ist), meaning 'loyal to one's race'. Calling someone a 'genotraitor' can signify anything from dissapproval to disgust at someone's relationship.
Origin: From the Greek word 'Geno' (Race) and the English word 'traitor'.
A person who engages in any form of passionate physical encounter with a person of a different ethnic group; whether that encounter be casual kissing, romantic kissing, sexual intercourse or any other form of intimate physical contact.
The term genotraitor applies especially to people who marrty and procreate with people of different ethnicity.
The opposite of a genotraitor is a 'genoist' (Jen-oh-ist), meaning 'loyal to one's race'. Calling someone a 'genotraitor' can signify anything from dissapproval to disgust at someone's relationship.
"There are a lot of genotraitors in this town".
"Aye he's a genotraitor, he's dating a black girl".
"Aye she's a genotraitor, she's dating a Chinese guy"
"I didn't know you were a genotraitor".
"No I will not kiss you! I'm not an genotraitor!"
"Are you a genotraitor?"
"Aye he's a genotraitor, he's dating a black girl".
"Aye she's a genotraitor, she's dating a Chinese guy"
"I didn't know you were a genotraitor".
"No I will not kiss you! I'm not an genotraitor!"
"Are you a genotraitor?"
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