greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Greasebag

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy

Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.

by Phu February 15, 2017

greasepocket

Colloquialism for a wet pussy

Girl: man, my greasepocket has been really itchy today.

Friend: have you tried de-greasing your greasepocket?

by Hi there you April 22, 2019

meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.

Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.

by Clickman January 31, 2020

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018

The greased banana

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex

Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her

by Turtle lover1996 March 12, 2014