grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.

“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”

by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016

great shout

The insinuation to call another person on an appropriate or decent comment. How well the others in the room react or how good the comment is, the more people will reply with "GREAT SHOUT!"

"This homework is absolute shit"
"Great shout"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Gream

It's a ship between 2 Minecraft Youtubers, Dream (Also known as 'smart-ass psychopath) and GeorgeNotFound (Also known as 'screaming simp-able idiot') And ' The Intellectuals' had to RUIN that with cum and gravy!

Person A: Gream is so cute!
Person B: I know right? But it's DreamNotFound!
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because some IDIOT on urban dictionary said it was cum and gravy!

by StarDoesn'tDraw June 17, 2020

greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

by jodertu November 21, 2010

for great justice

Primary reason for to take off every ZIG.

"You know what you doing,
Move ZIG.
For great justice."

by jcarrot November 23, 2003