Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020

gorthy

the width, thickness of a penis - defined by Kyara Parkes - 12/6/2013

when a male has a large meat, wide, thick gorthy

by Adam3Magic December 7, 2013

Gareth Hunt

slang for cunt, best used if u dont want people to know what yr on about.
Gareth Hunt is an old British actor who was in the New Avengers.

If you were in Washington U.S.A you could say" George Bush is a fucking Gareth Hunt

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

Gareth

Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.

Joe: Who’s that bloke?
John: Oh he shags lots of birds
Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth

by manny mate January 6, 2021

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Gorthos

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.

"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"

by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008