by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006
Get the goochalism mug.When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.
by BEANSS June 3, 2017
Get the gooch raisin mug.1) The phrase used to express injury in general
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015
Get the split my gooch mug.adjective - nasty, foul, or bitter tasting. However, it can also denote something of extremely rancid quality in general, not limited to taste.
First mainstream usage: Uttered by character Kim Possible in an episode ("Overdue") of animated show of the same name after licking ancient library book label.
First mainstream usage: Uttered by character Kim Possible in an episode ("Overdue") of animated show of the same name after licking ancient library book label.
by Jeff Mathewes September 7, 2006
Get the gorchy mug.a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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