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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
by adamryan March 18, 2009
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goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.
I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!
by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006
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Goose

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Goose Goose

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!
by Mrs. Handsome September 23, 2010
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Goose

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020
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Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 6, 2020
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goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
by benblem January 15, 2022
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