goofcube

not your average person
bit of a dick really
tries to crack un funny jokes

haha what a goofcube!
gurney is a goofcube - only jokin!

by amanik January 17, 2005

Goofla

Means love and everything else in between words cant describe
Filler for the feelings that cant be described with words
word that describes, or portrays, the undescribable

me and his special word only we understand
"love you"
"love you too"
"Goofla my love"
"Goofla"
"ok bye"
"byes"

by imagine_or_fade October 29, 2009

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

goolumieye

a phrase created by someone called whatever, by miss-spelling the name gollum

(wtfever) goolumieye!
(wtfever) gollum!

by Zoidberg October 28, 2004

gooflyoop

too have anal sex and oral at the same time

basically dick that is so big it goes in ur ass and out your mouth

damnn. your monster cock comes in handy when i want some gooflyoop.

by bahahahah. July 21, 2009

Googlu

Annoying lil prick who finds joy in your misery but is also your g

Omg you're being such a googlu rn

by _UwU_ August 25, 2021

Goofjuice

From David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".

Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.

by blogstress July 25, 2008