goochie

a mans gooch

my goochie be itchin

by dr._big_man September 18, 2020

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Goochie

Trans female sex change wound

Caitlyn Jenner: My inner feminine has finally been denudified!
Pendejo Uno: Um, excuse me but your misshapen snail between your legs is nothing more than a goochie hole 🤷 ♂️

by Funny-Face March 3, 2025

Goochy Goo

An accumulation of pussy juices around the gooch after a long hard sex session.

She so damn wet she left me full of Goochy goo

by Inomon June 3, 2018

goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese

Wow that kid is one goochie taint

by Gang yeet August 20, 2017

Meowsta goochie hiesta

Meowsta goochie hiesta is a common slang used by Frankie grande as he dances in a bikini on a winter day

“Hey did you hear Frankie run around in the snow the other day?”

“Omg yes! He would not stop saying meowsta goochie hiesta!”

by Meowsta goochie hiesta April 9, 2021

Goochy

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.

Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.

by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025