Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad

"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"

by ||tom|| December 11, 2008

gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.

"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"

by mau5fan March 3, 2009

Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

goochenbaum

a loser that is obsessed with school and gooches; ajewish version of a gooch

stop studying for buff's quiz goochenbaum

by MK is gay June 10, 2010

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015