Gumper

1. Just a total jerk.

2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.

When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".

1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.

2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.

by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009

gomperlicious

(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.

"The way you walk your dog is gomperlicious!"

"Damn girl, you is gomperlicious!"

"You think my tractor is gomperlicious."

by Fuzzy December 27, 2004

GoPer Tart

A person with the IQ of Sarah Palin. Having a retarded child is optional.

Lush Limpball is such a GoPER Tart when he jokes about Trig.

by ADopeSmoker February 24, 2010

Gimper

A signature maker that uses the Gimp.

Knux57 is an experienced gimper.

by Knux57 April 28, 2007

Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009

Goimpers

This word is commonly mistaken for "Coin purse" which we all know refers to the sac of skin that encloses the testes and allows them to produce sperm and store it at a lower temperture to the body. Usually the result of a misunderstanding or a miscommunication.

me: would you mind shaving my coin purse?
you: Goimpers?
me: Yeah, coin purse.
you: Goimpers?
me: Coin purse.
you: wait... what?

by Dominic Drexel January 26, 2006

gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007