gomsag

G.O.M.S.A.G.
1) The abreviation of "Gaping open mouth, silent and gesturing"
2) The action of gesturing towards a truley shocking or deviant scene with both hands (fully extended, palms upwards) and mouth (and possibley eyes) wide open while in a state of stunned silence.
*They action may be recorded as <GOMSAG>

Chad : hey, tony, wanna come do cock-push-ups with us?
Tony : <GOMSAG>

by Naysayer February 8, 2005

gonad gravy

Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product

"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.

That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!

by Dan December 25, 2003

gonadal

Adjective - Of, relating to, or denoting gonads. Gonads (ovaries or testes) represent our generative and creative potentials.

Gonadal may be used in place of the more male-gendered sperm-centric and oft-used adjective "seminal;" likewise "ovarial" may be used if one wishes to signify a more female-gendered egg-centric motif.

Example sentence: "The gonadal theory of X strongly influenced later theoretical developments in the field."

by Canicha February 7, 2013

gohna-herpa-syphll-aids

an STD that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. This STD can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. The woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. Starting from the head of the penis, down the shaft, until it reaches the testicles, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. The only treatment is amputation

A man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got "gohna-herpa-syphll-aids" and then lost his penis, one testicle, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake testicle and no penis.

God bless him.

by bigmenifee October 14, 2009

gonadz

Slang reference to the penis and tesicles.

Edwin was trying to rape me, so I kicked him right in the gonadz

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Godnap

It is exactly like being kidnapped, but the person doing said napping happens to be the member of a church who is hell bent on converting you.

To Godnap, To be Godnapped, I was Godnapping, He/She Godnaps

Yesterday I was eating lunch when some girl from the Catholic church came up to me and offered me free pizza if I came to church with her on Wednesday night. It was an attempted godnapping!

by CandyCakes January 26, 2009