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goffik

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.
I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!
by Apple Butts March 3, 2012
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Goffa

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔
*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’
by Plazzi May 9, 2020
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Goffstown

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds
I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009
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goffstown highschool

A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.

It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.

Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
Almost everyone holds a pocket knife in Goffstown highschool.
by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018
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GOffeur

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.
I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!
by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016
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Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"
1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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M.M. (Goffyism)

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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